Thursday, June 23, 2005

Must...resuscitate...blog.

Whew! It's been one busy week, but this blog is not kaput just yet. Squirrels will never run extinct and neither will this blog. As Charleton Heston once said, "You'll have to pry my squirrel from my cold dead hands!" I'm glad to see that my only 2 readers are die-hard readers. You guys rule! I hope you're as die-hard as those extreme fighting dudes, because those dudes are like, die-hard and extreme, you know?

Well, not much excitement has been happening this week, except being extremely busy at work, but I did come across this most funny website that has sketchy book covers from 50's and 60's pulp fiction novels. http://community.middlebury.edu/~mobrien/covers/. What I find astonishing is that this nether-region stuff existed back then. But then of course, I am from Jackson, Mississippi. Some of my favorite ones are: "Matador of Shame," "Hot Dam (yes, spelled Dam)," and "The Vengeance of She."

Not that you haven't gotten enough of the Michael Jackson trial, but I found some really funny stuff on the subject as of late:
The Onion headline: "Enchanted By Own Innocence, Michael Jackson Molests Self"
And my favorite headline, which was right from the AP: "Attorney Says Jackson Won't Share His Bedroom With Children Again."
Okay, correct me if I'm wrong here, but does that statement not implicate your client at all? I guess Jacko, though, can still drink wine and watch porn movies with children.

1 Comments:

At 1:29 PM, June 24, 2005, Blogger Johnny Nightstar said...

You always had a thing for wrastlin'. Men in speedo tights, grabbing each other in sexually suggestive moves, like "Mercy." Didn't you used to hang out by the lockers of your highschool wrestling team?

For Jacko, why don't you bring back that drunk Southerner you wanted to recruit to beat up Madonna's gay backup dancers in "Truth or Dare?"

 

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